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    cartman
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    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

    1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

    2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”

    4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

    5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

    6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

    8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

    9. T ennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”

    #28040
    y82benji
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    Are you sure those weren’t all quotes made by President Bush before he settled on “Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country” ?

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