Democratic National Convention Program

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OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm – Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm – Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm – Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm – Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm – Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm – Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm – John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm – Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm – Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm – * Intermission *

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10:00pm – Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm – Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:30pm – Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:40pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm – Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm – Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm – Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm – John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm – ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.
11:59pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am – Nomination of Democrat candidate.

[y82benji]

“Patriotism is proud of a country’s virtues and eager to correct its deficiencies; it also acknowledges the legitimate patriotism of other countries, with their own specific virtues. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country’s virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, ‘the greatest,’ but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is.”
“The difference between patriotism and nationalism is that the patriot is proud of his country for what it does, and the nationalist is proud of his country no matter what it does; the first attitude creates a feeling of responsibility, but the second a feeling of blind arrogance that leads to war.”
–Syndney J. Harris

“Patriotism is a lively sense of collective responsibility. Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on its own dunghill and calling for larger spurs and brighter beaks.”
–Richard Aldington

“Patriotism having become one of our topics, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: ‘Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.’ But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous love of our country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in all ages and countries, have made a cloak of self-interest.”
–James Boswell on Samuel Johnson

[Posc]

I think I missed this earlier. Funny []

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