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September 17, 2003 at 1:03 am #21414
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ParticipantOne day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “No.” The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.” The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “Yes.” The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter’s wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” “Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!” The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked. “Yes,” cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. “You cheat! That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said ‘no’ to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say ‘no’ to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say ‘yes,’ and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor, humble man and it wouldn’t be right to take three wives, so that’s why I said yes this time.”
The moral of the story is……..
Whenever a man lies it is always for an honorable and noble reason.GO BLUE
September 17, 2003 at 12:56 pm #25951hercules
Participantlol Don’t think girlfriend would understand lol
September 18, 2003 at 3:39 pm #25963Posc
ParticipantPretty good joke but not that funny
All or nothing
September 19, 2003 at 5:16 pm #25968keenomacdaddy
ParticipantI give it a 7 on a scale of 10. (Have to look quantitative for those bschool applications!) [
]September 22, 2003 at 2:47 pm #25994live2ski
Participant8 out od 10
Pretty good
September 24, 2003 at 7:51 pm #26009wwe
ParticipantJoke will be better if name someone other then J Lo. Shes not that hot. Dont knoe what ppl see in her.
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